Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I cannot abide useless people. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. 
I'm half machine. I'm a monster. I care deeply for nature. 

That's why you always leave a note! I'm afraid I just blue myself. We just call it a sausage. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight? Army had half a day. Guy's a pro. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. 

That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. 