Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! ... 'Course, there're other schools of thought. 
Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. I cannot abide useless people. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. 

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em.  Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. 

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! ... 'Course, there're other schools of thought. How did your brain even learn human speech? You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross. Let's go be bad guys! Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. 

Elementary, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident 