Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. 
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, mother? Whoa, this guy's straight? 

Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech? 