There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Marry me. That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. We just call it a sausage. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. 
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! My name is Sherlock Holmes.  It is my business to know what other people don't know. Elementary, my dear Watson. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. 