You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. How did your brain even learn human speech? Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em.  Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Course you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. I cannot abide useless people. Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ...  
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin charge here. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. 